Fun with Sharon

So, my lovely sister in law, Sharon, will be turning 30 this Sunday. Since she decided to take today off I wanted to make sure she had the pleasure of having her desk here at work decorated, etc. So, I had the idea that on top of decorating her desk I wanted to make her feel REALLY special. What better way to do that then by plastering pictures of her all over the call center, saying that she is turning 30. I called Shane to see if he had a good idea of what I could write on those pictures that would be funny... this is what he told me to write...