Deep Thoughts...

Since the beginning of the year I have been sending out a "Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy" thought out to our whole Call Center. Now, that may seem weird to some - but it sure make for a lighter, happier mood around here.

Each time I send it out I always get an email back from my boss saying things like, "Ok - this is killing me, SO FUNNY!"

It makes me happy.

Here are a few of my favorite "Deep Thoughts"...

"When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmm, boy."

or

"To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?", you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."

or

"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

or

"I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"

or

my all time favorite...

"Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someones neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing."


HAPPY THURSDAY!!!!